The Whitehouse. The Doges Palace. Versailles. These three buildings exude grace, beauty, style, and poise. They have nothing to do with the Executive Ranch of Ridiculousness.
Picture Orcas. Now picture them rolling in their Cadillac Escalades with 22" blades. Now picture them watching bootleg footage of backyard bush-jumping on the six DVD players in their Cadillic Escalades with 22" blades. Now picture the place they're rolling to. That place, friends, is the Ranch.
Come on in, we're waiting for you.